Egg Vibrator. My review: Yes, Yes and Yes

Hello friends! Did you know that orgasms were good for your health? Great! Because today, as always, I feel like sharing some fun sex experience with you all. I will indeed put all my eggs in one basket (I couldn’t resist) and talk to you about one category of sex toys in particular: The Egg Vibrator.

Remote Control Vibrating Egg

I find vibrating eggs really exciting because there are so many ways you can use them - especially the ones with a remote. On your own or with a partner - on the skin or worn internally - behind closed doors or for an outdoor adventure… You have many options. As it turns out, I met a (new) guy - my best friend’s neighbor - who’s quickly become a sex buddy. You know me… since he’s quite interested in sex toys I thought this was the perfect opportunity to explore and write about it. 

Lush 3 Egg Vibrator

We bought an egg called Lush 3 - by Lovense. I chose this one because I was intrigued by the smart app control they offer. This means your partner can activate it from their phone whenever they want and tease you for as long as they choose. Imagine that… In our case, we had agreed I’d keep it in for a few hours in the morning. The first time he activated it, I was actually ordering coffee.

I stopped mid-sentence and stared at the barista with dead eyes for a second because of how much it surprised me. My sex buddy kept the intensity quite low and made it last about 10 or 15 minutes. It felt very good without it being too mad, so I took it as a warning: “hey there! This is just a tease…for now!” I was right… The second time happened about 1 hour later - in my office, which was slightly scary but mostly super exciting. He played with the intensity feature and I felt he wasn’t going to stop until I came, so I had to go and hide in the bathroom. Fun times!

Call me the Easter Bunny. My review of an egg vibrator for your penis

My turn to play: we bought the Tenga Egg. First of all, the egg looks really cute and comes in all different looks. I didn’t really get what it was going to be like at first, but quickly understood: the hard egg is the outer casing, and in it you get a smaller egg which is like a little “masturbation sleeve”. It has different textured ridges depending which egg you choose. The “egg” stretches when you put it on the penis and, from the look on his face when I put it on him, it is something else. 

I gave him a very dedicated hand job and we both quickly forgot the odd look of this sleeve (like... a funny-looking thick condom, let’s say). Slow, fast, in different positions while teasing his eyes with my sexy lingerie… Let me cut to the chase: he came. He came hard. 

To sum up, this was a very fun experience for the both of us. He kept the other Tenga eggs we bought and I love thinking he’ll be jerking off using them. I’m definitely keeping my new Lush 3 for solo sessions but also for future adventures with sex partners.

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